Donkey Dick Songtext
von Judge Dread

Well, down at the seaside
Out upon the sand
Is a man who lives a life
Which really is quite grand
He doesn′t make much money
In fact, he's quite poor
He′s Donkey Dick, the donkey man
Of the seashore

Well, the girls in their bikinis
When they're getting a nice tan
Always keep a lookout
For their favorite donkey man
And when they see him coming
They all run up to him quick
Shouting, "Let's have a ride
On your donkey dick!"


Oh, donkey, donkey, donkey
Donkey, Donkey Dick
If you ask him nicely
He will give you a quick lick
Donkey, donkey, donkey
Donkey, Donkey Dick
All the girls like to have
A ride on Donkey Dick

When the winter comes around
He moves in to the town
Where his fame has spread
For miles and miles around
And he shows the city girls
His funny little trick
That he does with his
Donkey, Donkey Dick

Well, now that summer′s come around
And weather′s getting warm
I've been out and bought
A little donkey of my own
It′s four feet high
And really, really slick
And twice as fat
As your donkey, Donkey Dick