Dr Kitch Songtext
von Judge Dread

I am not a qualified physician
And I don′t want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She is insisting I give her this needle
Darling, one thing I want you know
Don′t blame me for where the needle goes

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she start to shout
"Doctor Kitch, you're terrible
I can't stand the sight of your needle"


She lie down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said, "Darling, can′t you be steady?
I′m going to have it in very shortly"
She said, "Doctor Kitch, I am sorry
But the sight of the needle frightens me"

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she start to shout
"Doctor Kitch, you're terrible
I can′t stand the sight of your needle"

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I go on giving the injection
She screams, "Doctor, stop it, I can′t stand the pain
I don't think you′re inside the right vein"
I said, "You little fool, you wouldn't be told
The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole"

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she start to shout
"Doctor Kitch, you're terrible
I can′t stand the sight of your needle"


I pull it from the hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle′s just gone in half an inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch
Suddenly she bawls, "Doc, it's working
I can feel the penicillin going in"
I said, "You silly fool, look what you do
The needle′s gone and broke inside of you"

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she start to shout
"Doctor Kitch, you're terrible
I can′t stand the sight of your needle"

Reggae!
Uh-ka, yeah man
Uh, uh, uh
I am a qualified physician
And I will give this injection
Uh