Big Seven Songtext
von Judge Dread

Alright get ready
You′re in Heaven when you hear big seven

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er

Mary had a little pig, she could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and kicked its little rump in

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese
Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er


Little Jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye
He never looked at the pretty girls, but he smiled when the boys went by

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er

Till up all night and sleep all day really was my desire
I tried it once, but it would not work out 'cause the pussy catch a fire

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone
But when she bent down, the dog came around
And he gave her a bone of his own

Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over candle a stick
Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire


Hey, hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie′er

Judge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming great
He said would you like big seven again, she said no, but I′ll have big eight

Hey, hey diddle dumb day, diddle dumb day
Diddle dumb day, diddle dumb day

Ooh, aah
Ooh, ooh bye