It Ain’t the Size of the Boat Songtext
von John Parr

It ain′t the size of the boat
It's the motion in the ocean
Don′t need the tallest ship
To cross the widest sea

It ain't the size of the boat
It's the lovin′ and devotion
Somebody listen, somebody please
Hey honey, please don′t tease

It's what you see
It′s what you get
So dive in the water
Get soakin' wet

In the motion in the ocean
The motion in the ocean

Size
It ain′t everything
Do you measure up
To the pictures in the magazine?


Size
It don't mean a thing
The bigger they come
The harder they fall
They ain′t around for long
Your mother should know
And she ought to know

It ain't the size of the boat
It's the motion in the ocean
Don′t need the tallest ship
To cross the widest sea
It ain′t the size of the boat
It's the lovin′ and devotion
Somebody listen, somebody please
Hey honey, please don't tease

It′s what you see
It's what you get
So dive in the water
Get soakin′ wet

In the motion in the ocean
The motion in the ocean

Size


It's the car they drive
If it's big and red
Little dicks sittin′ at the wheel
Some guys
They think everything
To the money in the bank
To the prize winner ding-a-ling
Your mother should know
And she ought to know

Mmm, she shoulda told you so
Your mother should know
And she ought to know

It ain′t the size of the boat
It's the motion in the ocean
Don′t need the tallest ship
To cross the widest sea
It ain't the size of the boat
It′s the lovin' and devotion
Somebody listen, somebody please
Hey honey, please don′t tease

It's what you see
It's what you get
So dive in the water
Get soakin′ wet