Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Songtext
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there′s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

She'd been drinkin′ too much egg nog
And we'd begged her not to go (Don't go Grandma)
But she′d forgot her medication
And she stumbled out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas mornin′
At the scene of the attack (Only tell you something)
She has hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back (Two three)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin′ home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe


Now we′re all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin′ this so well
See him in there watchin' football (Hallelujah)
Playin' cards and drinkin′ beer with cousin Belle

It′s not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black (Amazing race)
And we just can′t help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there′s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig

I′ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license (No)
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves


And that's why
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there′s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Yeah said for me and Grandpa
We believe (La la la)