Mrs. Delaney's Calico Housecat Songtext
von Furry Loser

Mrs. Delaney has a housecat
Her cat′s a calico who chases rats
Mrs. Delaney's late husband
Got her the cat as a present

Mrs. Delaney took the cat for a walk
And when they crossed the road: what a surprise!
A truck came in and almost crashed into the poor lady
But she was saved by her calico housecat

And if Mrs. Delaney shouldn′t know, my feline friend
You can come to me and tell me from beginning to end
But I have a feeling you don't even know a thing
Mrs. Delaney's Calico Housecat


Men of the tallest order came to see
Mrs. Delaney and they would meet
A little kitty cat with powers
Powers the government wanted to exploit

Mrs. Delaney couldn′t understand
What was so special about her cat
Scientists and engineers were shocked
By the sheer power of
Mrs. Delaney′s Calico Housecat

And if Mrs. Delaney shouldn't know, my feline friend
You can come to me and tell me from beginning to end
Even if you′re super-powered, your brain is still a cat's
Mrs. Delaney′s Calico Housecat