Jewish Princess (prototype) Songtext
von Frank Zappa

This song is called Jewish Princess
Now thi- now this one eh-
Do you have any idea how much funny is to come up here
And say we gonna mess this one but what′s the difference? It's Halloween
Okay, I′m sure that in this audience some place there are people
Who go to the classification of Jewish Princess
And I don't know how many songs have been written about the Jewish Princess phenomenon
Maybe none but I figure I had to do one
What-
Say what?
Thanks about Jewish Princess?
You te- after you hear this song make sure you tell me whether mine sounds like gigs'
I′ll do that one
We worked on this just this afternoon
Roy come on up sing


I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

Either hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I wanna steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don′t want no troll
I just want a Yemenite whore

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that′s snappin'
All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
Alright, back to the top

Everybody twist


I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels and lies
For two or three nights
Won′t someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won′t someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

And now we'll go into some other material that you′ll recognise
And hope that nothing drastic happens