Me & Mandy Songtext
von Example

You′re a bitch, you switched

Constantly changed every day, you a stranger

Monday fun day, Tuesday booze day
Wednesday slagging me off to your friends day
Thursday, oi, fuck Thursday
Called me up, broke it to me in the worst way

First lady, that's it, no more nice guy
Come back, calling more than twice guy
Pissed in every sense of the word
I′ma sip another bevvy all alone like a nerd
I found a new love, we're meeting later
She's getting dropped off by a mate of a mate
And her name′s Mandy, comes in handy
She′s nicer than you 'cause she′s never ever spiteful

Utterly delightful, we're getting in the zone
We ain′t going home 'cause we′re out for the weekend


She won't say where we're gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
′Cause it′s just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a fuck about our old friends
It′s just me and Mandy

So where we gonna go?

I know a few spots down in old Soho

We could go, go, go on Commercial Road
Or reach the King's Cross, look, I don′t give a toss
It's just me and you, girl, lead the way
Let′s seize the day, there's no need to say
Where we gonna end up 'cause I don′t give a fuck
About life right now ′cause I like that cow
She lied and I knew you ain't the wife, that cow
Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow
Get down to business, get her out my head
If I focus my mind, she′ll be gone by Christmas

Now I got some brand new crystal mistress

Mandy, trust, you've been on my wish list

Let me have a little, oh, you taste like shit
Twenty minutes time, it′ll all be worth it


She won't say where we′re gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn′t give a fuck about our old friends
It′s just me and Mandy

She won't say where we′re gonna go

And I do not need to know

I'm buzzing off your chemicals

Generally speaking, my head and not my genitals

Eyes wide open, heart on a rush ting
Where I wanna be ′cause at lunch I was suffering
Sitting on the bus and then tussling with facts
Couldn't give a shit, now my skull′s reshuffling
Must've been Mandy, must've been you
I can′t string a sentence, must′ve been you
I'm all spaced out now, it must′ve been you
The moment I met you, loved the adventure
Right to the centre, the problem's gone
Not sure if it′s paradise, lies or dementia

Glad that we met, you were good for the night
Been the best twelve hours of the last six months

She won't say where we′re gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it's just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn′t give a fuck about our old friends
It′s just me and Mandy

Out my nut, out my nut
Out my nut, out my nut
Out my nut, out my nut
Out of my nuts
She won't say where we′re gonna go
And I do not need to know, no, no
'Cause it′s just me and Mandy
We sit there looking at the Thames
Couldn't give a fuck about our old friends
It′s just me and Mandy