Mr. Heart Miser Songtext
von Ernie Haase & Signature Sound
Mr. Heart Miser Songtext
Snow Miser: Whoo! Man, I hope Christmas this year is cold with lots of snow
Heat Miser: Not me
Snow Miser: Why?
Heat Miser: Cause I like my Christmases warm and green
Snow Miser (with accent): Ah, that′s cause you're from the south
Heat Miser (with accent): And you′re from the north
Snow Miser (laughing): That's right, and don't you forget it
I′m Mr. White Christmas, I′m Mr. Snow
I'm Mr. Icicle, I′m Mr. 10 below
Friends call me snow miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken: Come on boys. Sing with me!
He′s Mr. White Christmas, He's Mr. Snow
(Spoken) That′s right!
He's Mr. Icicle, He's Mr. 10 below
Friends call me snow miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch, I′m too much
I never wanna know a day that′s over 40 degrees
I'd rather have it 30, 20 then 5
Let it freeze
Spoken: Oh, some like it cold but mister... I like it freezing cold! Ha! Ha! Ha!
He′s Mr. White Christmas, He's Mr. Snow
(Spoken) That′s right!
He's Mr. Icicle, He′s Mr. 10 below
Friends call me snow miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken: I'm much too much baby! (laughs) Whoo!
Spoken: Step aside son. Let me heat this thing up. (clears throat)
I′m Mr. Green Christmas, I′m Mr. Sun
I'm Mr. Heat Blister, I′m Mr. Hundred And One
They call me the heat miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken (laughs): That′s right
He's Mr. Green Christmas, He′s Mr. Sun
(Spoken) That's me!
I'm He′s Mr. Heat Blister, He′s Mr. Hundred And One
They call me heat miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken: Thank you!
I never wanna know a day that′s under 60 degrees
I'd rather have it 80, 90
100 degrees, hmm
Spoken: Some like it hot, but I like it smokin′ hot
He's Mr. Green Christmas, He′s Mr. Sun
(Spoken) Sing it!
I'm He's Mr. Heat Blister, He′s Mr. Hundred And One
The buys call me the heat miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch, I′m too much
(Spoken) Wait, I'm too much
Too much!
Heat Miser: Not me
Snow Miser: Why?
Heat Miser: Cause I like my Christmases warm and green
Snow Miser (with accent): Ah, that′s cause you're from the south
Heat Miser (with accent): And you′re from the north
Snow Miser (laughing): That's right, and don't you forget it
I′m Mr. White Christmas, I′m Mr. Snow
I'm Mr. Icicle, I′m Mr. 10 below
Friends call me snow miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken: Come on boys. Sing with me!
He′s Mr. White Christmas, He's Mr. Snow
(Spoken) That′s right!
He's Mr. Icicle, He's Mr. 10 below
Friends call me snow miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch, I′m too much
I never wanna know a day that′s over 40 degrees
I'd rather have it 30, 20 then 5
Let it freeze
Spoken: Oh, some like it cold but mister... I like it freezing cold! Ha! Ha! Ha!
He′s Mr. White Christmas, He's Mr. Snow
(Spoken) That′s right!
He's Mr. Icicle, He′s Mr. 10 below
Friends call me snow miser, whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken: I'm much too much baby! (laughs) Whoo!
Spoken: Step aside son. Let me heat this thing up. (clears throat)
I′m Mr. Green Christmas, I′m Mr. Sun
I'm Mr. Heat Blister, I′m Mr. Hundred And One
They call me the heat miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken (laughs): That′s right
He's Mr. Green Christmas, He′s Mr. Sun
(Spoken) That's me!
I'm He′s Mr. Heat Blister, He′s Mr. Hundred And One
They call me heat miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch, I'm too much
Spoken: Thank you!
I never wanna know a day that′s under 60 degrees
I'd rather have it 80, 90
100 degrees, hmm
Spoken: Some like it hot, but I like it smokin′ hot
He's Mr. Green Christmas, He′s Mr. Sun
(Spoken) Sing it!
I'm He's Mr. Heat Blister, He′s Mr. Hundred And One
The buys call me the heat miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch, I′m too much
(Spoken) Wait, I'm too much
Too much!
Writer(s): Maury Laws, Jules Bass Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
