What If Songtext
von Eric Martin

What if, what if
Somebody put some more baking in your lemonade?
What if, what if
The space invaders took your microwave?

Your hour′s over and you still don't understand
Your head is empty and it′s buried in the sand

What if, what if
The sky's falling and it's headed for your face?
What if, what if
No one was there to say "Save the day!"

So send your money and your conscience will be clear
But don′t believe in everything that you might hear

It′s not my job to keep you happy and amused
I am not your mother, won't be driving you to school
And I am not a preacher or a dashboard figurine
Just another poster boy on a trashy magazine


What if, what if
I′m not the guy that you ought to be looking for?
What if, what if
Here in the mirror I'm as stupid as you are

Your hour′s over and you still don't understand
Your head is empty and it′s buried in the sand

And it's not my job to keep you happy and amused
I am not your mother, won't be driving you to school
And I am not a preacher or a dashboard figurine
Just another poster boy, flavor of the week

It′s not my job to keep you happy and amused
I am only human and I wish that you were too
I′m no superhero, I just play one on TV
The miracle you're looking for is only in your dreams

What if life wasn′t so hard?
What if life wasn't so hard?
What if my life wasn′t so hard?
What if life wasn't so hard?