Vietnam Songtext
von Cheech & Chong

Alright, men, move in, move in, your Captain would like a word with you
Alright, men, listen up now
My man, we need some volunteers, oh, man, anybody want to volunteer?
Rodriguez, how about you? (Yes, Captain.)
Hey man, I′d like to help you, Captain, man
I got to 'em, I got to, I got to reprimer the Jeep

Alright, Rodriguez, how about you, um, Brown, how about you, Brown?
You can kiss my ass, you hungry-lookin′-
Alright now, hold it right there, Brown
Come on, men, now discipline's getting pretty relaxed around here
I remember last week when I asked you for volunteers to go weed out that marijuana pasture
Got them near got stampeded


Talking about them, where the hell are they, they've been gone a week now
They are still on patrol, sir
Get them onto the horn
Hey, gimme that
Can you read me?
Roger ain′t here, no, goddamn it, this is the Captain speaking
Who? The Captain
Captain ain′t here either
No, I'm the Captain
Have you found that marijuana part yet?
Yeah, man, we found it, well, leave the strain

As a matter of fact, men all are too wiped out
Alright men, time to bring your own water pipe
You need anything else?
Yeah, men, as you dig a pepperoni pizza
Alright now, men, we need some volunteers to go help made company