If That Ain’t Love Songtext
von Bobby Bare

Baby, I′m sorry I done you like that
I called you a name, and I gave you a wack
I spit in your eye and gave your wrist a twist
And if that ain't love, what is?

In front of your apartment, I waited all night long
To see who you′d come home with, and if he done you wrong
Then I slapped your face, and I stepped on his
And if that ain't love, what is?

I called up the police, swore that you stole my car
Showed some naked pictures of you down at the bar
Pointed out the part of me you used to kiss
And if that ain't love, what is?


If that ain′t love, then a Cadillac ain′t a car
And if you'd rather be with him than me
You′re a stupider bitch than I think you are

I tore up your clothes threw 'em out in the rain
Flushed your birth control pills down the drain
If you don′t want mine, you can't have his
And if that ain′t love, what is?

I stared at your picture 'til I went into shock
Sold my guitar and got my gun out of hock
Took a shot at you, babe, but I deliberately missed
And if that ain't love what is, what is?
If that ain′t love what is?

What else can I do to show you darlin′?