Springtime in Uganda Songtext
von Blaze Foley

Idi Amin should be hung by his nose
In front of his palace without any clothes
Tied up with barbed wire and beat up with sticks
Relieved of his insides and filled up with bricks
He calls on his neighbors for three meals a day
He don′t save the scraps, he just throws 'em away
Hangs ′em and shoots 'em and tells God they died
He likes 'em toasted and pickled and fried

Come to Kampala, Uganda on Saturday night
Idi Amin just stepped out for a bite
The waitress she asked him, "Can I help you please?"
Platter of elbows, a bowl full of knees
He has got medals all over his chest
He didn′t win ′em, he stole 'em I guess
Ears in his pockets and eyes in his stew
Don′t try to stop him 'cause he might eat you
Chomp chomp, chomp chomp


Newspapers say he′s got social disease
He screams in the bathroom whenever he pees
His sons and his daughters got syphilitic brains
They don't even plug in their electric trains
Poor kids

Idi Amin just got married again
Instead of champagne they served penicillin
Rings on his fingers and sores on his toes
His chancres go with him wherever he goes
Even his doggy has got syphilis too
If you were his doggy he′d give it to you

The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn
He eats their babies as soon as they're born
What an awful shithead

Idi Amin should be hung by his balls
Cut into pieces and tacked to the walls
So all of his horses and all of his men
Could never put Idi together again
Could never put Idi together again

Aaaaaa-min


I wanna go home with an armadillo
Spread her little legs and try my best to thrill her
To her very soul with my cowboy pole
Old scaly skin against my face
Lord I'll be her saving grace

I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole
Wake up in the morning with her head on my pillow
My finger in her ass, you know I thrill her

I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole

I wanna go home with an armadillo
Sleeping on my pillow next to me
My rope full hands and my Vaseline
Lord she made a fool of me

No more songs about armadillos
Na na na na na na na

I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole
I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole