Wouldn't That Be Nice Songtext
von Blaze Foley

But this is about, um, people who are afraid of somebody
For no reason. It′s called "Wouldn't That Be Nice"

Lock your door lady or I′ll jump in your car
I know you know how nasty we are
Poke out your eyeballs and make you a scar
Make you have to walk real far


Mess up your hairdo and sit on your face
Scatter your makeup all over the place
Take all your money and kidnap your kids
Take all your money and buy me some lids
And I'll call up your husband, tell him you're dead
Take out your tonsils and make you give head
Let all the air out of all your tires
Take out your molars with needle-nose pliers
Make you do everything you don′t wanna do

Buy me some earthworms, smear ′em on you
Put your fat head in a rusty old vice
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice?