Bloom Phase Songtext
von Asher Roth
Bloom Phase Songtext
If you′re ready for your bloom, well then, here's what you do
Once the plant heights have optimized for the room
Factor in a stretch, you don′t want your plants stressed
First things first, flip the lights to reset
Twelve on, twelve off's the right time for light
The bloom phase is more about getting buds right
White pistols show right around week two
You can use frass or aspirin to boost their immune (Yeah!)
For bloom, you change the ratio of your nutes
Decrease nitrogen, increase potash, dude
Phosphorus too, feed 'til the last week
Then you gotta flush if you want that good weed
Yo, what′s flush?
Bro, this is so boring
You used to sell weed, right?
Yeah, I know somebody
For sure?
What′s flush?
Flush means reduce nutrients each day
Add chelates for nutes heavier in the weight
Towards end of blooming, turn down temp and humid
'Cause if you don′t do it, whole crop you could ruin (Yeah!)
Intruders, beware of insects too
Everybody gets 'em, but some can be rude
Let′s hope it's only thrips or little gnats, kid
And not something big like mites and aphids, askin′ who
What you taught, aphids? Aphids
I just wanted to pay, man, you know?
Where's the comma? What now?
And lastly, now it's time for the take-down
Harvesting the plants, hang ′em upside-down
A week and few days, it′s time to get paid
Grab your Chikamasas and a good-sized tray (Yeah!)
A tray's for the keef, don′t forget the crow's feet
Gotta keep them stems short so they don′t poke free
Trimmers paid in weight so they can't just lay
Good trimmers do about two pounds in like eight
Hope they don′t steal or stay showin' up late
Always talkin' on the phone or take mad food breaks
At this stage, you should have another crop veggin′
And ready to flip the lights, really any second
A blessing, helping you reduce time lost
You do five rounds a year, then you really are a boss, like wow
As the school year progresses
Professor Roth begins to pick up on the class′ lack of interest
"Maybe I'll bring in some colleagues to teach economics
If all they care about is money," he thinks to himself
Once the plant heights have optimized for the room
Factor in a stretch, you don′t want your plants stressed
First things first, flip the lights to reset
Twelve on, twelve off's the right time for light
The bloom phase is more about getting buds right
White pistols show right around week two
You can use frass or aspirin to boost their immune (Yeah!)
For bloom, you change the ratio of your nutes
Decrease nitrogen, increase potash, dude
Phosphorus too, feed 'til the last week
Then you gotta flush if you want that good weed
Yo, what′s flush?
Bro, this is so boring
You used to sell weed, right?
Yeah, I know somebody
For sure?
What′s flush?
Flush means reduce nutrients each day
Add chelates for nutes heavier in the weight
Towards end of blooming, turn down temp and humid
'Cause if you don′t do it, whole crop you could ruin (Yeah!)
Intruders, beware of insects too
Everybody gets 'em, but some can be rude
Let′s hope it's only thrips or little gnats, kid
And not something big like mites and aphids, askin′ who
What you taught, aphids? Aphids
I just wanted to pay, man, you know?
Where's the comma? What now?
And lastly, now it's time for the take-down
Harvesting the plants, hang ′em upside-down
A week and few days, it′s time to get paid
Grab your Chikamasas and a good-sized tray (Yeah!)
A tray's for the keef, don′t forget the crow's feet
Gotta keep them stems short so they don′t poke free
Trimmers paid in weight so they can't just lay
Good trimmers do about two pounds in like eight
Hope they don′t steal or stay showin' up late
Always talkin' on the phone or take mad food breaks
At this stage, you should have another crop veggin′
And ready to flip the lights, really any second
A blessing, helping you reduce time lost
You do five rounds a year, then you really are a boss, like wow
As the school year progresses
Professor Roth begins to pick up on the class′ lack of interest
"Maybe I'll bring in some colleagues to teach economics
If all they care about is money," he thinks to himself
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