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von 7L & Esoteric

I feel like I should say something, right now, right here (what happened?)
I mean, I do have command of the board (what′s going on?)
Not like Buck Williams, Charles Barkley or Ken Jennings
But, I ain't gonna waste your time ′cause it's a new dope (I'll fill you in on the way)
The timeframe is now, now, now, now, now

Two plus two, add ′em up get five
Capital of Boston, Mass is Beverly
See that man with the gun, poke him in the eye
Now, now, G.W. Bush would never lie
Mike Tyson′s such a clever guy
Illmatic was good, but it's no Aquemini

Cemetery, I spell it with an "a"
Phlegm′s f-l-e-m today
I spoke with Madonna on I'm
Myspace, Led Zeppelin′s my friend
Hip hop started in Ipswich


French fries taste like dog shit
Billy Holliday, he's the best
That Cuban Beck is touring out west (uhh-uhh)
Men and women, they both need a crown
For being, so dumb yo, tell me how they sound

(Dumb) when y′all ain't having no sex
But he comes home reeking of beer and Durex
(Dumb) when you keep running back to your ex
When he treats you like I treated my Lex
(Dumb) when you're backstage at a show
And don′t know that your girl ain′t look like a ho
(Dumb) when you date a guy for three weeks
Get his name tattooed all on your ass cheeks

(Dumb) when you gave your boyfriend the keys to the crib
When he barely sees your ass as it is
(Dumb) when you played the drunk In the club
So you shake what your momma gave you to a thug
(Dumb) drinking, you're trying to find Steve
And he says that his cellphone′s dead and you believe him
(Dumb) when you think he thinks your number one
I know stupid people girl but you dumb


Now, we ain't here to celebrate stupidity
Or glorify being brain-dead, but there′s a few things we have to address
Tupac ain't really dead, yo (uhh)
That′s real blood on Ric Flair's head, bro
Bin Laden, he's only bluffing (uhh)
She on the pill so I won′t catch nothing
The Sox dude, they don′t need Manny (uhh)
The Celtics really need Danny (uhh-uhh-uhh)

My ex-girlfriend can't stand me
Nickelback should′ve won a Grammy
Should I bring wine to the funeral?
Adrianna Lima ain't beautiful
Men and women, they both get a crown for being so dumb
Yo, tell ′em how they sound

(Dumb) when you lend your best friend your whip
When he's nuts and you knowing that he drives like shit
(Dumb) when you give your girlfriend a lift
To a guy friend′s you don't even question it
(Dumb) when you party like a rock star
Drive drunk, break down and flag down a cop car
(Dumb) when you take eight shots of Bevery
Nine shots of Goose don't meet it at the hard-raw

(Dumb) when you when you′re buying these whiplash CD′s
From MC's that keep rhyming over mean back
(Dumb) when you call yourself an entertainment company but don′t do jack
(Dumb) when you try to rob a gas station
Now the cashiers will smash that face in
(Dumb) when you fight battles with a gun
I know, stupid, but that's just dumb

What a dumb thing to do
I′m bet you wouldn't have done anything like this if mom and dad were here
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb (uhh)

Don′t open that door!
Don't open that door!
Oh, man, you are (dumb)
Watch me play dumb (dumb)

(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb) wow
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)

Do you know who I am?
I am Dr and Dice
Don't blush this

I know you miss me
I know you miss me
Is anybody out there?
It seems like on this planet
I know you miss me
Great God, look at giants
It must be three hundred feet high
I know you miss me

I′m sorry to interrupt, Mr Jean
Thank you for the window cleaner that refused to wash the window
So, I′m afraid of the bolter man
You're too weak, apology for Genghis Khan

I know you miss me
Text message
Eso speaking
Umm, you should probably check your message
Now that you′re back in the states
Ah-ah, quick question
I've been meaning to ask you, I always forget
Yeah, the line about taking eight shots of juice

Nine shots of Bevery or whatever
What, I can′t tell what you say after that line
I ah, can't figure it out, and I always forget to ask you
I′m here in my car and listening to is, so
Please call me back, just hopefully one of us remembers, tomorrow
Okay, bye