Not the Nine O’Clock News Songtexte
(I Like) Trucking Baronet Oswald Ernold Mosley England My Leotard Made From Whales Supa Dupa

1. Loyal Apology
2. News Summary
3. Constable Savage
4. Baronet Oswald Ernold Mosley
5. University Challenge
6. (I Like) Trucking
7. Sir Robert Mark
8. Hi‐Fi Shop
9. England My Leotard
10. Divorce
11. Political Obit
12. The Main Points Again
13. Bad Language
14. Gift Shop
15. Hedgehog Apology
16. Supa Dupa
17. Soccer Violence
18. (Because I’m) Wet and Lonely (Barry Manilow Song)
19. That’s Lies
20. Creed (The New Revised version)
21. I Believe (The Reagan Song)
22. The Aide
23. The Main Points Again
24. Not the Parrot Sketch
25. Open Marriage
26. Lager
27. And Finally…

Not the 9 O’Clock News...

1. Death of a Princess (An Apology)
2. The Gorilla Interview
3. Confrontation Song
4. Airline Safety (von Not the Nine O’Clock News feat. Billy Connolly)
5. National Wealth Beds
6. Simultaneous Translation
7. The General Synod’s “Life of Python”
8. The Ayatollah Song
9. Closedown
10. Points of View
11. Rowan’s Rant (Esther Rantzen)
12. Stout Life
13. Gob on You
14. Gay Christian
15. Final Demands
16. I Like Bouncing
17. Oh! Bosanquet!
18. I Believe

Hedgehog Sandwich

1. Loyal Apology
2. News Summary
3. Constable Savage
4. Baronet Oswald Ernold Mosley
5. University Challenge
6. (I Like) Trucking
7. Sir Robert Mark
8. Hi‐Fi Shop
9. England My Leotard
10. Divorce
11. Political Obit
12. The Main Points Again
13. Bad Language
14. Gift Shop
15. Hedgehog Apology
16. Supa Dupa
17. Soccer Violence
18. (Because I’m) Wet and Lonely (Barry Manilow Song)
19. That’s Lies
20. Creed (The New Revised version)
21. I Believe (The Reagan Song)
22. The Aide
23. The Main Points Again
24. Not the Parrot Sketch
25. Open Marriage
26. Lager
27. And Finally…

The Memory Kinda Lingers

1. The Spy Who Came in the Cold
2. The News
3. (Sig Tune)
4. Budget
5. Question Time
6. Headbangers
7. Rock Interview
8. Game for a Laugh
9. Typical, Bloody Typical
10. Well, Mr. Glossop
11. Financial Times
12. Hey Bob
13. (Sig Tune)
14. New Glea
15. Holiday Habits
16. Pizza Moment
17. Failed in Wales
18. Rumbley’s Pies
19. Made From Whales
20. Brain Death
21. Swedish Chemists
22. Hey Wow
23. (Stop Wingeing)
24. Nice Video, Shame About the Song
25. Jackanory
26. Golf Trousers
27. The News
28. Roland Davies
29. Two Ninnies
30. Two Ninnies Song
31. Aussie Pilot
32. Does God Exist?
33. Re‐Altered Images
34. McEnroe’s Breakfast
35. Ah, Come in Rawlinson!
36. Ask the Family
37. Polish Show
38. Ode to Poland
39. Aleebee
40. The Main Points Again
41. (Sig Tune)
42. What a Load of Willies!
43. (The Memory) Kinda Lingers
44. Grow Up You Bastards

Not in Front of the Audience

1. Confrontation Song
2. American Improv
3. Duke of Kent
4. Alien
5. (Oh! Oh! Oh! Means) I Respect You
6. The Pope’s Visit
7. Introduction by the Dean
8. A Word From the Sponsors
9. Tasty Wafer Time
10. Address by His Holiness
11. Papal Tee-Shirt Offer
12. Miracle
13. Laker!
14. Simon and Garfunkel
15. Awards
16. S.A.S.
17. Interruptions
18. Insulting the Audience
19. Main Sketch
20. Rant #4
21. Prompt
22. (Because I’m) Wet and Lonely
23. The Return of Constable Savage
24. Gob on You

1. Death of a Princess (An Apology)
2. David Attenborough! David Bloody Attenborough!
3. Confrontation Song
4. Airline Safety (von Not the Nine O’Clock News feat. Billy Connolly)
5. National Wealth Beds
6. Simultaneous Translation
7. General Synod’s “Life of Python”
8. Theres a Man (In Iran) That I Can’t Resist (Much Revered Kinda Weird) Got This Chick in A (Twist): The Ayatollah Song
9. Closedown
10. Points of View
11. That Bleeding Bloody Esther Bloody Effing Bloody Rantzen Woman
12. Stout Life
13. Gob on You
14. Gay Christian
15. Final Demands
16. Bouncing Song
17. American Express
18. Oh! Bosanquet!
19. I Believe

The Memory Kinda Lingers

1. The Spy Who Came in From the Cold
2. The News
3. Budget
4. Question Time
5. Headbangers
6. Rock Interview
7. Game for a Laugh
8. Typical, Bloody Typical
9. Well, Mr Glossop
10. Financial Times
11. Hey Bob
12. New Glea
13. Holiday Habits
14. Pizza Moment
15. Failed in Wales
16. Rumbley’s Pies
17. Made From Whales
18. Brain Death
19. Swedish Chemists
20. Hey Wow
21. Nice Video, Shame About the Song
22. Jackanory
23. Golf Trousers
24. The News
25. Two Ninnies
26. Two Ninnies Song
27. Aussie Pilot
28. Does God Exist?
29. Re‐Altered Images
30. McEnroe’s Breakfast
31. Ah Come in Rawlinson!
32. Ask the Family
33. Polish Show
34. Aleebee
35. The Main Points Again
36. What a Load of Willies!
37. (The Memory) Kinda Lingers
38. Grow Up You Bastards

Not in Front of the Audience

1. Confrontation Song
2. American Improv
3. Duke of Kent
4. Alien
5. (Oh, Oh, Oh, Means) I Respect You
6. The Pope’s Visit: Introduction by the Dean / A Word From the Sponsors / Tasty Wafer Time / Address by His Holiness / Papal Tee‐Shirt Offer / Miracle
7. Laker!
8. Simon and Garfunkel
9. Awards
10. S.A.S.
11. Interruptions: Insulting the Audience / Main Sketch
12. Rant #4
13. Prompt
14. Barry Manilow
15. The Return of Constable Savage
16. Gob on You