The Date I Had With That Ugly Old Homecoming Queen Songtext
von Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Well, I woke up at the Holiday Inn
I had a hundred dollars missing and a cut on the chin

Well, I called your momma, but you were not home
She said, "Son, she left a Monday with a man named John"


Well, you shoulda called me, what you looking for?
Work down the road at the K-Mart store

Yeah, she thought she was pretty if you know what I mean
But she sure didn′t look like no homecoming queen

Well, you kinda looked like a spotted owl
I opened up my window, heard a 'gator growl

Moral of the story, if you know what I mean
Is don′t fall asleep with no homecoming queen