High Maintenance Woman Songtext
von Toby Keith

I see her layin′ by the poolside every day
She ain't got a lot on
She ain′t got a lot to say

She wouldn't look my way
But buddy, what do you expect
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

And she′ll go out dancin′ 'bout seven-fifteen
Climb into the back of a long limosine
I know where she′s goin'
She′s goin' downtown
I′m goin' downtown too, and take a look around

She's my baby doll
She′s my beauty queen
She′s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet
But I′m tyin' hard as I can
It′s just a high maintenance woman
Don't want no maintenance man


I′m just sittin' 'round waitin′ on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer need a repair
You know the hadyman′s waitin'
And he′ll be right there

Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it's gettin′ clogged up ot maby startin' to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools
And I can satisfy

She′s my baby doll
She's my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain′t asked her out yet
′Cause I don't know if I can
You see a high maitenance woman
Don′t want no maintenance man


She's my baby doll
She′s my beauty queen
She's my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain′t hooked it up yet
But I'm tryin' hard as I can
It′s just a high maintenance woman
Don′t want no maintenance mad
Ain't no maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man