Urban Legends Songtext
von The Swirling Eddies

Remember the girl with the bee hive hairdo
Stung by a spider in a rat′s nest igloo
Hook man leavin' his hook on the door
After givin′ that girlfriend's guy what for
Someone put a rat in the deep fry
Madman on the phone in the upstairs bedroom
Alligators down in the sewer lines
I had a tough time believing all that

Till i picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away

Remember the dog in the microwave oven?
It was turned to high, now there's nothin′ left of him
"There′s a hatchet killer hiding in your back seat, ma'am
And a rat tail floating in your coca cola can."


At midnight there stood a stranger on the highway
Somewhere there abouts, (i think) in corpus christi
He smiled and said that he was goin′ my way
No i couldn't say that i believed in all that

Till i picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away

I get my info from the backward masking
I get the Word of God through prayer and fasting
J.f.k. is alive and well
And kissenger is a beast from hell

The face of saint paul in this butt roast
Assures me that i′m going up to heaven
The anti-christ does laundry on the east coast
I doubted the most -- did not believe in all that


Till i picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away