Celine Dion Songtext
von The Arrogant Worms

I think I′ve got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There's something about her makes me want to feed her
And I′d love to be Mister Celine Dion

She'll sing a song in English, and she'll sing en francais
Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway
She′s full of emotion, I′m full of devotion
For Celine and I'll be hers someday


Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
Won′t you please be mine Celine
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine
I sent you cards and letters, but you don′t respond (you don't respond)
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on...)
I just wanna say, je aimerez
And I can see your house from my van

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
Won′t you please be mine Celine
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine

Celine Celine
Her skin's so soft and clean
Just like porcelain
I wish she′d slather me
With a tub of Vaseline
(That was a little creepy) I′m sorry, Celine
Celine Celine

Celine Dion