Seventeen Swimsuits Songtext
von Swimwear Department

Seventeen suits discounted 99 percent
An offer like this will save a dollar, makes no sense
You can′t refuse a deal like this
You're hoarding all you can
But someone′s always got to pay so someone else can win

The department marked it up
And then they dropped it to the bottom
To make the sweatshop bosses think
That they could the workers
Get the workers, get the workers
Got 'em
Who stitched the polyester on that frumpy coverup?
Was it a mother, a machine
The children, slaves?
God? Dammit


God damn!
You've got a lifetime supply (Ooh oooooh!)
That you might not live to use (Ooh oooooh!)
You′ve got that feeling that you′re feeling
When you get a good deal on
Seventeen swimsuits!
Damn!
You've got a lifetime supply (Ooh oooooh!)
That you might not live to use (Ooh oooooh!)
You′ve got that feeling that you're feeling
When you get a good deal on
Seventeen swimsuits!

Twenty years have past and now the suits are in the drawer
Six or eight you′re saving, eight or ten you wore
Poolside in Cancun, at the all-inclu- resort
You can't pass on a good deal, but someone had to pay for it
Seventeen suits discounted 99 percent
An offer like this will save a dollar, makes no sense
You can′t refuse a deal like this
You're hoarding all you can
Someone's always got to pay so someone else can win


God damn!
You′ve got a lifetime supply (Ooh oooooh!)
That you might not live to use (Ooh oooooh!)
You′ve got that feeling that you're feeling
When you get a good deal on
Seventeen swimsuits!
Damn!
You′ve got a lifetime supply (Ooh oooooh!)
That you might not live to use (Ooh oooooh!)
You've got that feeling that you′re feeling
When you get a good deal on
Seventeen swimsuits!

Damn
Why you gotta get so many suits?