On Your Instagram Songtext
von Steel Panther

I fell in love with an angel staring at me through my phone
Not a blemish on your beautiful face, your skin was perfectly toned
Like Michael Angelo had nothing to do, so he painted you
But I soon found out that it wasn′t true

Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram?
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
Such a beautiful filter, like God himself had built her
Where′s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

I looked at you for just moments and wanted you for my wife
Within a week reality seared my eyes, and now I'm haunted for life
I used to think that catfish lived in the sea
But now it's all clear the catfish was you, the sucker was me


Why can′t you look like you do on your Instagram?
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
You were only lies, beautifully digitized
Where′s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

If nothing is real, why do I feel the way that I feel?

If it was all an illusion, why do I follow you still?
Staring as if somehow I stared long enough, my hope could make it all real
Manipulation makes the fat people thin, the short people tall
The Instagram age has ruined us all

Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram?
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
Such beautiful eyes could only come from AI
Where′s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram?
Where′s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?