They’re Cheap (I’m Free) Songtext
von Skating Polly

You′re all incorporated
So you don't get investigated
I′m not abbreviated, or deflated
I'm trying to be appreciated

You know what I know, son
Don't lie, you know what I know
You know what I know, son
Don′t hide all your sinners
Flaunt ′em like a winner, like a creep

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ah-ah
Fine! Let's leave it outside!
I′d sure hate to keep you up all night!
If you're looking for an opposable wife
Pick me, I′m sweet!

Fine! You know I'm not fine!
So why′d you do it again this time?
If you wanna see a dog's bad bite
Pick me, I'm free, and they′re cheap


They′re always in the gutter when the crutches fall
They're not your mother′s call
They're always in the gutter when the crutches fall
Hanging ′round
It's kinda sick, but I like to watch the big men losing clout
It′s kinda sick, but I like to finally scream about something else

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ah-ah
Fine! I'll be the good guy!
Make haste to keep you satisfied
When you're looking for a son of a bitch to bite
Pick me, I′m sweet!

Fine! You know I′m not fine!
So why'd you do it again this time?
If you were looking for a loud, bad night
Pick me, I don′t leave!

Fine! Let's keep it outside!
Just leave me in the dark tonight!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ah-ah
They′re cheap (they're cheap) but I′m free (they're cheap)
They're cheap (they′re cheap) but I′m free (they're cheap)
They′re cheap (they're cheap) but I′m free (they're cheap)
They′re cheap (they're cheap) but I'm free (they′re cheap)
They′re cheap (they're cheap) but I′m free (they're cheap)
They′re cheap (they're cheap) but I′m free (they're cheap)
But I'm free (they′re cheap)