Swap Meet Louie Songtext
von Sir Mix‐A‐Lot

Hey, homeys
Who me
Yeah, that′s right, you the fly hustler
Ya'll still sellin′ that fake Louie, huh

Hey, don't be turnin' the highside up in here
You don′t even got the dope
Oh, baby, I don′t need the highside
Just give me some khaki's and I′m straight

Tryin' dis me, oh raggy rooty poot runned up gangsta
Who you think you are?
M.C. Hammer?
You can′t 'ford this Louis Vuitton

What you mean I can′t afford it
Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie
Baby If that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise
Excuse me, I′d like to buy some


You don′t know Jack about this Louie
Take your sorry self over booth
Number 2 for the crack pipe
Yeah, I got your crack pipe right here, baby
Get off my

Woah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweat suit
But you're swearin′ up and down, that you got the Louie boots
So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
Rip phantom top on your seven six cutlass

In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
Black knight cortez slippin' on your feet
You′re saggin', droop like a bawla
Your girl starts walkin′ towards the counter, so you call her

(Ooh, this is on, why don't you get this for me?)
Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme
A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she′s deep
(That′s right)
Through cazelley's she peeks

Her name is Mary Pong and she′s got it going on
Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
Little Mary Pong is raw


She says, "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"
Start buyin' all your Louie in the hood
And you′re sprung, on the two for one
Fake Louie at the swap meet, son

Now, you know Brown Louie is played
But you're drunk and you just got paid
So you bought the gear, little Mary says, "See ya"
Little did you know it was made in Korea

Swap meet Louie, swap meet Louie
(That′s right, tell 'em homeys)
Swap meet Louie, swap meet Louie
(Right here baby)

Swap meet Louie, swap meet Louie
(What you need?)
Swap meet Louie, swap meet Louie
(You don't know Jack about this Louie)

Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue
Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple ′bout to get beat
Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on
The couple got sprung and the wife want some
Louie Vee hat with the diamonds

She′s thinkin' she got that deal
2 for 1 is a steal
The hat mighta had a LV on the back
But at the swap meet that ain′t jack

But she bought it, cost about three hun
Mary pong said, "You're the one"
But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin′
Baby girls Louie started fadin'

Now, she′s tryin' to take it back but the swap meet don't play that
′Cause when a customer tries to intimidate Mary Pong pulls a .38
She ain′t about to get bum rushed she's strapped an′ she's ready to bust
But at the swap meet you don′t pay tax
They're movin′ out fake Louie by the batch

Swap meet Louie
(Clockin' lotsa dolla's)
Swap meet Louie
(We all got gold)

Swap meet Louie
(Black silk jackets)
Swap meet Louie
(Rich flaunt clout)

Swap meet Louie
(Make no sounds)
Swap meet Louie
(Make no sounds)
Swap meet Louie
Swap meet Louie
(Make no sounds)

Me an′ attitude adjuster stepped smooth in a swap meet
Buyin′ much gear for the feet
When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
Sellin' Bootleg Mixalot tapes

The brother bought the tape and kept steppin′
And Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
I got a plan ′n I'm about to use it
What′s up with the Bootleg music?

Mary Pong is about to get jacked
She had a stack of big Bootleg racks
Me and attitude creeped like snakes
Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break

The whole swap meet went crazy
I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk

Like that, I′m outta there
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
So we jet, to the boulevard fast
Slingin′ swap meet Louie for cash

Swap meet Louie
(That's right, tell ′em homeys)
Swap meet Louie
(Right here baby)

Swap meet Louie
(What you need?)
Swap meet Louie
(What you need?)

Swap meet Louie
(Right here baby)
Swap meet Louie
(You don't got money)

Swap meet Louie
(You don′t got money)
Swap meet Louie