Kill the Barflies Songtext
von Self

It was all right there in front me
While on a club kid′s high
An old folder labeled "Photography"
With naked photos inside
Acting as if it were not happening
Were dead rappers on the television, rapping

If you're not scared, then they′re gonna make you
Feel your head tumble, like the London Bridge
Dear, tonight, they've got you in their antenna, and they're tracking
(Wonder Twins, activate! Megatron, rejuvenate!)

They′re scheming on a way to get you into bed
They′re scheming on a way to get you into bed
They're scheming on a way to get you into bed
They′re scheming on a way

If this is nightlife, then bring back the sun
Go 'head and count me out
All the boys, with their head-trip calamities
Scope girls that fall prey to them, unwillingly


If you′re not scared, then they're gonna make you
Feel your head tumble, like the London Bridge
Dear, tonight, they′ve got you in their antenna, and they're tracking
(Wonder Twins, activate! Megatron, rejuvenate!)

They're scheming on a way to get you into bed
They′re scheming on a way to get you into bed
They′re scheming on a way to get you into bed
They're scheming on a way to get you into-

(And I was schemin′ on a way to get her into bed)

When they're old, and gray, and un-capable
Of any rational jive
I′m gonna bribe the nurses
To pull the plugs that keep them alive
So untie your shoes, 'cause your drowning
From all the pressure and tension that′s mounting

Taken by fashion and a pretty face
Unaware of the webs that they weave
See firsthand the game that they throw out, like Michael Jordan
(K.I.T.T., kick the turbo on! Transformers, transform!)

They're scheming on a way to get you into bed
They're scheming on a way to get you into bed
They′re scheming on a way to get you into bed
They′re scheming on a way