Ima Korean Songtext
von Rucka Rucka Ali

One day you′ll say "Why is everyone dead?"
"Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?"
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It′s planet of the apes

Rucka Rucka Ali

I'm a Korean
And I'd like my Chinese food cooked right
′Cause they′re not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time I eat your food I got the
Rice chicken beef tofu

Now, I poop while I′m peeing (Hee-hee)


And you might not believe I could fight
I'm a white belt but I have two stripes
I don′t like all you little blue eyed, dumb, white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like
′Cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow it up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo?
That movie is, good

I talk like "Ching chang chong"
Why do you drop on me so much, Napalm?
I been trained to kill with my Taekwondo
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
(B-B-Bonzai)
I like to play magic cards
You heard of China?
I was in charge of China-Town
In Vietnam

I′m still around
(You can come through to play)


When I play poker, I just throw all my chips in
Hello, I′m yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think I′m joking man
I made a lot of money from Pokémon

I'm a Korean (Hee-hee)
I think Michael Jackson′s a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
′Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their penis (Hee-hee)
And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the street
For a good, good price (10 years ago)

I'm not gonna lie (Uh, uh)
I like it rough (Uh, huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let′s get it on (Woo)
I have a missile (Uh, huh)
It′s very small (So small)
It's in my pants (He-he)
I can′t get it up (Aww)

I bomb New York (Oops)
Better luck next time
You heard of London? (Uh, huh)
Not anymore (Aww)
I bomb Iran (Yeah)
Oops that's Japan (Not again)
I made a goof
Now I gotta start again

I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
If I bomb your crib, yep sorry
I′m a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, I bomb Pearl Harbour
I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
Put your heads between your legs and say "こんにちは"
Death to all, fuck the world ′cause I like Tupac
Now the world must stop, 'cause of my small cock

One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead?"
"Why didn′t we just do what Kim Jong II said?"
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It′s planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And I′m not gonna beef with suge knight
Because I think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me I′m stealing

I would like my Chinese food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
′Cause I'm a Korean
(Hee-hee)