Joe Rogan Podcast Songtext
von Nick Lutsko

I gotta go on the Joe Rogan Podcast
Let me go on the Joe Rogan Podcast

We′re gonna talk MMA on MDMA
And I've been eating raw meat for 11 days straight
I′m bleeding out into my toilet
But it'll be okay
'Cause I′m gonna be

Going on the Joe Rogan podcast
I gotta move some merch today
Someone get me on the Joe Rogan podcast
′Cause I gotta move some merch


I owe a lot of money
To some really bad folks
I tried to feed Mel to the men in the tunnels
And Grandma won't let it go
But you′ve had Proud Boys, white nationalists, QAnon, insurrectionists, and Alex Jones
On your show

So let me go on the Joe Rogan podcast
I'm no less dangerous than your average guest
Let me go on the Joe Rogan podcast
Big Pizza′s gonna put a bullet in my head
If I don't move this merch
And I don′t pay my debt

We got music, t-shirts, vinyl
Deep cuts, me, Desmond
Brain pills, boner pills
Vials of Nick's sweat
Come on down to Bandcamp Friday
Tell 'em Desmond sent ya (woo!)


I gotta go on the Joe Rogan Podcast
(I gotta go on the Joe Rogan Podcast)
Let me go on the Joe Rogan Podcast
(Let me go on the Joe Rogan Podcast)
I gotta go on the Joe Rogan-