Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songtext
von Miranda Lambert

It took me five bars, saw 30 license plates
I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol, but I ain′t some kinda fool
So I walked right in barehanded
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I′d show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend


I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how′s that my fault?
She looked at my man like he didn′t have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate
I wanna pitch
Little bitch

Well, those pretty girls can play their game
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I′m a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey

I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
′Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell

Those pretty girls, they′re all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I′m a crazy ex-girlfriend
I′m a crazy ex-girlfriend