Keep It Real Songtext
von Leslie Hall

Like a kitten with claws
I wear very big bras
And I think that you′re kinda cute
If you're getting robbed tell′em don't shoot
Here's my number you can call me later
Maybe we can go out and talk about aligators
I bring the funk, ′cause I′m pretty funky
I don't skinny dip, do you want a chunky donkey?
I could be your lady platter
You could be my sugar boo
Baby you and me together
Sweet and tender as baby food
I keep it real, keep it very real
I keep it so real that that′s my deal
I keep it hot, keep it very hot
I'm rarely not, very hot
You can hate me on the internet
By telefone or to my face
But I know you just want a taste
Of my deep dish


You′ll be passing on that thin crusted mamma
I'm gonna sing like left eye
And I′m gon' be brave as Selena
I bring the funk, 'cause I′m pretty funky
I don′t skinny dip, do you want a chunky donkey?
I could be your lady platter
You could be my sugar boo
Baby you and me together
Sweet and tender as baby food
I keep it real, keep it very real
I keep it so real that that's my deal
I keep it hot, keep it very hot
I′m rarely ever not, really hot
When I'm watching Animal Planet
It really makes me wanna get a tiger cub
We could name it Raw
Take it to the movies
Baby you and me, you′ll be touching on my boobies
Don't be mean, don′t be a cheater
Or I'll crush you in a beat
And put you in my hacky sack
I bring the funk, 'cause I′m pretty funky
I don′t skinny dip, do you want a chunky donkey?
I could be your lady platter
You could be my sugar boo
Baby you and me together
Sweet and tender as baby food
I keep it real, keep it very real
I keep it so real that that's my deal
I keep it hot, I keep it very hot
I′m barely ever not, really hot
(Like fire hot)