One Better Songtext
von Les Claypool

Ol′ Silk Johnson, cruisin' up mighty fine
Got a brand new Cadillac
Buddy comrade Smith, rollin′ down the line
Got a last year's Cadillac
Johnson said, "Hey Smitty boy, what ya thinkin' of my
Spankin′ hot Cadillac?"
Smith just reeled his head back, looked him in the eye
"That′s a mighty fine Cadillac"

But I'ma gonna get me one better
(Just you wait and see)
I′ma gonna get me one better
(You can't get the best of me)
I′ma gonna get me one better
(The baddest one around)
I'ma gonna get me one better
(′Cause I got the biggest balls in town mm)


Remember ol' Khrushchev when he was ridin' high
With that sputnik satellite
He told us Yankee boys, he′s gonna fill the skies
With them shiny new satellites
He said, "Hey Mr. Eisenhower, whatcha think of my sputnik satellite?"
Well Ike reeled his head back
Looked him in the eye, "That′s a mighty fine satellite"

But I'ma gonna get me one better
(Just you wait and see)
I′ma gonna get me one better
(You can't get the best of me)
I′ma gonna get me one better
(The baddest one around)
I'ma gonna get me one better
(′Cause I got the biggest balls in town uh huh)
Haha


I'ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better
I′ma gonna get me one better
I'ma gonna get me one better