Harry Potter In 99 Seconds Songtext
von Jon Cozart

There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry! You′re a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer′s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat′s a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel, so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry′s Godfather, I don't really get it either


Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids, oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed, he′s back

Harry, Harry, It's getting scary
Voldemort′s back and you are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
Oh

Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They′re Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath