Sarge's Blues Songtext
von Jeff Williams

Simmons, gimme a phat beat

Well, I got the blues in a headlock
I got the blues in my shotgun sight
Well, I got the Blues, they can′t get away
Gonna make those dirty blues say their last goodnight
Then they'll be takin′ a dirt nap

Well, I got the blues, they're a bunch of dirtbags
I got the blues, but I got good aim
Well, I got the blues, they won't leave me alone
Got a shotgun shell for each one with their name
I might′ve misspelled Caboose


Yeehaw!
Down home, Lopez

Hop in the jeep, put the pedal to the metal
And we′ll tear across the canyon while I'm yellin′ like a rebel
We may not have a tank, but you can take it to the bank
That I'm the soldier of this boulder, I′ve got the highest rank

And I intend to use it, I hereby order you to boogie
Not you, Donut, nobody wants to see that

I got the blues right where I want 'em
I got the blues, but I got Grif too (orange-bellied bastard)
I got the blues stuck in this canyon so long
That sometimes I don′t know just what to do
Oh wait, yes I do, shoot 'em
Blues, you just got Sarge'd