All I see is Poop Songtext
von Hobo Johnson

All I see is poop
The world′s fuckin' shit, I′m a piece of shit, too
Yeah, literally just poop
It fuckin' stinks, it all smell like a zoo

A yo, ay, she got a big ol' booty
Yeah, and a heart like Rudy
Yeah, and she′s brave as shit
She accepts climate change exists
Yeah, when I see her pick up litter
It makes me wanna have a fuckin′ kid with her

Ay, when she fuckin' sorts those bottles
My libido fuckin′ go full throttles
But even that couldn't take me away
From the thought of the bondage and all of the pain
If things were really so great here
Why we all in a pit of despair?


All I see is poop
The world′s fuckin' shit, I′m a piece of shit, too
Yeah, literally just poop
It fuckin' stinks, it all smell like a zoo
Yeah, everyone around me (poop)
Everythin' I touch (poop)
Everyone I see (poop)
Everythin′ I feel (poop)

Yeah, she drops all it on me, my eyes burst
It′s hard to be aroused when your eyes hurt
She put it on me then my brain melted
It's hard to throw money when your brain′s hemorrhaged
She started twerkin', made the ground shake
I said, "Damn babe, you′re gonna make a ground wave"
Yeah, then she put a cup on her butt
I said, "Whoa, that's a waste of a cup, that was my grandfather′s cup"

All I see is poop
And the world's fuckin' shit, and I′m a piece of shit, too
Hey, literally poop
This fuckin′ stinks, I don't know what to do


All I see is poop
The world′s fuckin' shit, I′m a piece of shit, too
Yeah, literally just poop
It fuckin' stinks, it all smell like a zoo
Yeah, everyone around me (poop)
Everythin′ I touch (poop)
Everyone I see (poop)
Everythin' I feel (poop)

We set the world on fire to keep your cubicle cool
I bet you keep that shit from 70 to 72
But I would really like to work for you, look
I can cause harmful emissions and mass sufferin' just like you
I used to be fun when I drank like a fish
All clean and sober, I just sit and get pissed
And my parents′ depressed, but they don′t know the words, so
They just assume that's how everythin′ is

I tried being drunk, it didn't work
So I tried to pay someone to talk to me, didn′t work
So I started eating greens, it didn't work
So I started buyin′ lottery tickets and that might work, yes

All I see is poop
The world's fuckin' shit, I′m a piece of shit, too
Yeah, literally just poop
It fuckin′ stinks, it all smell like a zoo
Yeah, everyone around me (poop)
Everythin' I touch (poop)
Everyone I see (poop)
Everythin′ I feel (poop)