Cretinous Number Ones Songtext
von Guided by Voices

Broadway jam and a pair of sexes
Gone with a boxer
She felt booked

Humdrum heavens
X fade claimed by legs
Cretinous number ones
Cretinous number ones


Badly to do, social wrongs
Lucrative abortion getting removed
I can′t see
Lubricated, a puzzled flag
Money knocked him dead
A sapphire blue saint Christopher
Casting a dare

And now I dream of drinking
Yeah, I dream of drinking
Yeah, I dream of drinking
I dream of drinking

With the cretinous number ones
Yeah, I'm ready to fly
With the cretinous number ones
I′m ready to run
With the cretinous number ones
Yeah, I'm betting it all
With the cretinous number ones