Loserdotcom Songtext
von Good Clean Fun

U spend your days and nights online
Your website makes U proud
But if U had a single friend at all they would be LOL
Well it seems I may have crossed the line
I′ve gone and made U pissed
Now UR going to take me off of your buddy list


If you can't get a date because you live with your mom
Then you′ll feel right at home at Loserdotcom
If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM
Then you′ll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

U tell me that your sex life
It has not been bland
Since U learned how to click and type with just 1 hand
UR a keyboard Casanova
UR a Digital Don Juan
UR a chat room Romeo and U want to get it on


I guess U can′t see what is wrong
You've got your modem and your mouse
And U think you′ve got it going on
U once had a life but it is gone