The Fly Songtext
von Foster & Allen

Now ladies and gentlemen
We′re going to continue with a song
And we need you all to help us out
At the given signal from me, which will be this
I want you all to go, "Shh"
And just to make sure, that we all go "shh" at the same time
We have a little rehearsal
On the count of three, everybody go, "Shh"
One, two, three ("Shh")
Perfect

Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store
And he (shh) upon the ceiling
And he (shh) upon the floor
And he (shh) upon the bacon
And he (shh) upon the ham
And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man


Well, the little grocer man got a little spray gun
He swore that he would kill the fly before the day was done
But before he could count from one to ten
The little fly went (shh) on his balding head again

Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store
And he (shh) upon the ceiling
And he (shh) upon the floor
And he (shh) upon the bacon
And he (shh) upon the ham
And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man

Well the little grocer man and his little grocer wife
Swore that they would kill the fly if it meant their life
They got themselves a hand grenade and laid it upon the floor
And blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door

Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store
And he (shh) upon the ceiling
And he (shh) upon the floor
And he (shh) upon the bacon
And he (shh) upon the ham
And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man


Well, they both went up to heaven and angels they were made
St. Peter said, "Good people, you will be repaid"
The grocer got his angel wings, he flew up in the sky
Then he dived down like a bomber, and he (shh) upon the fly

Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store
And he (shh) upon the ceiling
And he (shh) upon the floor
And he (shh) upon the bacon
And he (shh) upon the ham
And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man

Oh, there was a little fly, and he flew into a store
And he (shh) upon the ceiling
And he (shh) upon the floor
And he (shh) upon the bacon
And he (shh) upon the ham
And he (shh) upon the head of the little grocer man