Stroking My Cat Songtext
von Diesel Boy

Britney Spears makes my head get all light
Heather Graham naked in Boogie Nights
Winona Ryder, I fantasize about her
With Carmen Elektra naked beside her
I′d hump all the chicks on Beverly Hills, 90210
I'd hump Cameron Diaz
And I′d hump Alyssa Milano
And so what if I'm a few years shy of being thirty
Should my mind stop being dirty?


You know what I'd do to Anna Kournikova
Take her to the toilet and bend her over
How about a threesome with Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Lopez and Gwen Stefani
Even though her movies suck lately Drew Barrymore rocks
But I′d be forced to dump her for Jennifer Aniston or Courtney Cox
Courtney Love only looks good half the time but I′d fuck her too
But I'm so desperate I′d fuck you and your mom!

Girls with three names
Drive me triple the insane, they get trapped inside my brain
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Melissa Joan Hart (teen witch!) and Sarah Jessica Parker
But this song won't change anything
I′ll still be alone in my room stroking my cat
Alone in my room with my