Doghouse Songtext
von Descendents

In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the most impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the whore that′s my wife
Can't get enough of kicking my hiney

Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo, poo place
If I get a piece of tail, I don′t want to get married

This is just a doghouse why should I stay?
If these folks are crazy
They try to tell me that they know where it's at
I don't know maybe I′m lazy


This is my doghouse
You said I′m a dog (this is my doghouse)
I live like a dog
This is my dog house

So, now it's time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog

This is my doghouse
You said I′m a dog (this is my doghouse)
I live like a dog
This is my dog house

When I fricking find what I'm looking for
I dig right in and take my place
Maybe I seem crass and crude
But a dog got to do what a dog has to do

This is my doghouse
You said I′m a dog (this is my doghouse)
I live like a dog
This is my dog house


I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces
Feel like a hydrant on the doggy street
I live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I′m your dog and you're bitches