Equality Street Songtext
von David Brent

David Brent:
Let me take down Equality Street,
You never know all the people you meet.
At the end of the street is a golden gate.
It let in love, it don′t let in hate, no!

Walk with me down Equality Street,
Do unto others and life is sweet.
Books have no covers, just look right in.
You're judged by your works, not the colour of your skin. Owh!

De-oh, De-oh, De-oh,
Me say De-oh!
Bidely, Bidely, Bidely, Bidely, Bidely, Bidely Bong, Yo!


Dom Johnson:
Yo, I′m like John Lennon,
Except I do imagine there's a heaven.
Where hate is outdated.
Today, love's the word,
Even for people from luxemburg.
Or maybe like some other countries that you might ignore: Tonga!
Never thought of in my life before,
But if I met a guy from Tonga than we′d stop and we′d speak.
In fluened Tongalese on Equality Street, Yep!

Acceptence.
You see that Kenyan guy with mental eyes?
He might be totally normal, you can't generalise!
Black people aren′t crazy, fat people aren't lazy...
And dwarves aren′t baby's!
You can′t just pick them up,
They've got rights!
And anyway, don't assume you could,
They′re not ligth!
I love the hard way.
Don′t give a damn, if
You're Russian or you′re Spanish.
Yo comrades, compadres!

You could be a half-gay woman with a dark face,
One leg, no legs, as long as you've got a heart. Hey!
Transgender, gay, straight, lesbians.
Whatever, whoever. Hey mate, let′s be friends!
But just friends...


Want you to be where you're properly free.
Obviously, it′s Equality Street, believe!
You know the deal there, everything is real fair,
Take a ride on my equal-opportunity wheelchair!

David Brent:
Let me take down Equality Street,
You never know all the people you meet.
At the end of the street is a golden gate.
It let in love, it don't let in hate, no!

Equality Street,
Equality Street,
Equality Street,
Bidely, Bidely, Bidely, Bidely, Bidely, Bidely Bong, Sweet!