Secret Agents Can Surf Songtext
von Cool Cavemen

Kicking ass and kiss goodbye
Swimming naked under ice
Fighting with a plastic knife
Climbing all the mountains high

Hahaha, palabala palabalabababa
Sick of playing silly spy

Now′s the time to go on holiday
We wanna wax our bush and go to the beach too
Wanna get laid and get around
In a hippie van, dude, we'll play didgeridoo

Q′s a loser with his tricks
He should really get a chick
No Martini makes me click
I prefer my lemonade mix

Hahaha, palabala palabalabababa
I am not allowed to cry

Ho hohohoho
Hohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Hoho, hoho, hohohohooo


My dick is swollen and red
There's a new girl in my bed

Hahaha, palabala palabalabababa
I am always on standby

Now's the time to go on holiday
We wanna wax our bush and go to the beach too
Wanna get laid and get around
′Cause you know man secret agents
Know man secret agents
Know man secret agents want to surf

We want to work less
We want less stress
We want more spare time
We wanna work part-time
We want to play croquet
We want some holidays


Can we have some vacations? (No, no!)
Can we have all our week-ends? (No, no!)
Can... (No!)
We have... (No!)
Come on! (No!)
Please! (No!)
I′m begging you! (No!)

We want to see our family
We wanna drink some tea
We want to go to the mall
We want to play baseball
We want to go see movies
And do, activities!