Snitches Get Stitches (Santa's Spy) Songtext
von ChuggaBoom

How does it feel to be alone? It′s Christmas Eve
You used to be sat up on that shelf (Sat up on that shelf)
You won't go sneaking back to Santa
Claus, you don′t have anything to say
No one gives a shit about you at the end of the day

Snitches get stitches but you're just
A bitch, your creepy little beady gaze
That follows as you walk away, I'm so glad you′re no longer a craze
How many times can I say that I′ve been well behaved?
I've done everything my mother said I didn′t even call her mean names

You watch me while I sleep, it's creepy
Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone)
You watch me beat my meat, it′s creepy
Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone)


You've got no bones in your legs, so how could you even get around?
Don′t tell me that it's magic because I don't buy that shit
There′s nothing you can do to stop me
Getting what I′ve circled in the Argos catalog
This year is my year

Snitches get stitches but you're just
A bitch, your creepy little beady gaze
That follows as you walk away, I′m so glad you're no longer a craze
How many times can I say that I′ve been well behaved?
I've done everything my mother said I didn′t even call her mean names

You watch me while I sleep, it's creepy
Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone)
You watch me beat my meat, it's creepy
Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone)

Urghhh, I′ll burn you alive, you will not survive
I can not wait to see you die
Urrrrrghh, you′re off to elven hell
There is no magic spell, just a lighter and deodorant

Bitch, with your floppy little hat, you will be tarred and black
Scattered ashes under the Christmas Tree
There will not be a funeral, because after all
Snitches get stitches but they'll be
No stitching you back together, bitch