Swearytale of New York Songtext
von Amateur Transplants

[Adam Kay:]
It′s Christmas eve
I'm on the forecourt
To buy a present
From the Wild Bean Café There′s packs of cigarettes
There's packs of moist towelettes
There's Dan Brown audio cassettes
And sacks of charcoal briquettes

[Suman Biswas:]
Where the fuck′ve you been, I′ve been waiting for hours

[Adam Kay:]
Oh don't be so cross, look I′ve brought you some flowers