Vague But True Volume 2
- The Hookers and the Vikings
- The Survivalist Golfer
- Bankable Predictions for 2006
- I Don't Scare My Daughter
- God is not a Pimp
- My True Life Memoirs
- Getting to Outer Space from Sheboygan
- Don't Name Your Son Dick
- Let's Turn Cemeteries into Golf Courses
- Jesus Played a Ouji Board
- Greyfox Cucumber and Other Bad Names
- The Second Unsolicited Commendement Address
- A Spider Tattooed on His Face
- Hebrevada or Jewtah
- Peter Frampton is Bald
- The Minnesota State Fair and Crackhead Pete
- …so I grabbed the Skymall Catalog
- Go Frankenstina, Go!
- Sex Education and Dickie Roberts
- Lexie the Hunter
- Safe Sex has a Mascot
- Senor Tripod
- Mr. Rogers Ruined Everything
- Negative Stereotypes are True
- I Want to be the Next Dear Abby
- Marly and Me and a Broken Tooth
- Put Me in a Coma Until After Claire's Fifth Wedding Anniversary
