Patton Oswalt Songtexte

Songtexte

1. Text
2. Birth
3. Fat
4. Treadmill
5. Whiskey and Weed and L.S.D
6. The Sad Boy
7. The Oswalt Family Crest
8. Rats
9. Orgy
10. Lofty Thoughts
11. First
12. Obama... and Time Travel
13. Demons
14. Sky Cake
15. Grocery Robots
16. Airplane
17. The Magician
18. Wackity Schmackity Doo!
19. Steak
20. Eugene & Maria Versus Brian
21. The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage
22. Married & Single
23. My Christmas Memory
24. LA = Demon Cock
25. Liquor Everywhere
26. "Two More Sips"
27. How We Won the War
28. Easter Eggs
29. TV Comedy
30. The Weight Loss Plan
31. Porno
32. I Tell a Story About Birth Control and Deal With a Retarded Heckler
33. The Spirit Cave
34. Alternate Earth
35. Your Moment of Irony
36. The Sadness Begins
37. The Museum of Spam
38. Great Food Is Cooked by Psychos
39. 4 Star Restaurants
40. The Best Comedy I've Ever Seen
41. Tom Carvel!?
42. The Glory of "COPS"
43. The Hero Who Saves the Day
44. Bubble of Sanity
45. The Power of Jesus
46. The Gay Pride Parade
47. The Dumb Gay Friend
48. The Circus Is In Town
49. The Winning Team
50. Piss Drinkers
51. Nick Nolte
52. I Hate Hippies
53. The Dukes of Hazzard
54. Physics for Poets
55. Beautiful People and a Bridge Troll
56. Cirque du Soleil
57. Robert Evans / The Sadness Ends
58. Random One
59. America, the Retarded Trust Fund Kid
60. Patton vs. Alcohol vs. Zach vs. Patton
61. Two Miniature Joe Pescis
62. Pennsylvania Macaroni Company
63. The Burroughs of Carbs
64. "We're Here, We're Queer...!"
65. The Magic of Oil Painting
66. Clean Filth
67. The Vomit Bag
68. The Miracle of Sweatpants
69. Racist Cell Phones
70. Tivo!
71. The Parental Defense
72. Best Week Never
73. You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties
74. Mega-Leg
75. Sterling, Virginia
76. A Brief History of Shitty Comedy
77. Childhood TV Personalities
78. Whiskey and Weed and L.S.D.
79. The Villain Who Gets Away With It
80. A Blowjob Behind the Tilt-a-Whirl
81. The Bugged Car
82. The Ham Incident
83. Stella d'oro
84. The Horror of New York City
85. At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With a Shovel
86. The Poetry of Pornography
87. When You Buy a Humvee
88. The Limits of Dancing
89. America Has Spoken
90. The Invisible Anus
91. No Reason to Complain
92. The Gatekeepers of Coolness
93. The Slob Avatar
94. The Miracle of Childbirth
95. HBO Comedy Half-Hour
96. A Man Shaves His Balls
97. Obama...and Time Travel...and Coolness...and the Last Racist
98. The Best Baby in the Universe
99. The Stripper
100. The Gifted Child
101. Stella d'oro / Robert Evans / Goodnight
102. Come On Apocalypse
103. Sesame Street
104. The World's Most Amazing Father
105. The Parking Ticket
106. The Magic of Oil Painting / Easter Eggs
107. Facts About Midgets
108. Cool Suicide
109. Death Bed
110. The Vestibule of Dreams
111. Toronto Open Mic
112. Here We Go
113. Intro
114. 80's Metal
115. There Will Be Blood
116. The Magic of Cursive