Bald Headed Hoes Songtext
von Willie D

Haha, ya′ll thought this was Dragnet, didn't you?
Wrong answer again
This song is for all the motherfuckin′ chicken-head bitches
And we kept the motherfuckin' names the same
'Cause we think being a bald-head bitch is a goddamn shame

What the fuck is goin′ on in this goddamn world?
What are you bitch?
A boy or a girl?
I can′t tell 'cause your shit on the sides are gone
You remind me of that monkey-lookin′ bitch Grace Jones
Fucked up is how you look to Willie Dee
I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me
Some try to cover up by weavin' it through
You ain′t foolin' nobody
We know you′re bald-headed too


Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes


There should be a crime against bald-head hoes
Why they wanna be bald?
Nobody knows!
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid-ass hoes, ain't ya heard of Grease?
Hell nah, 'cause if you did you′d have some up there
Like your pussy, you gotta give it proper care
Every time I look around, I see a damn disgrace
Motherfuckin′ wig pieces all over the place
It's from them (bald-head hoes)
They just so damn mean
The meanest-ass hoes I′d ever seen
Ain't got no hair, so they act crude
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do
Am I right? (Your right)
Hell yeah I′m right!
I've seen this shit night after night
Instead of wearin′ other people's hair, you dumbass bitch
You need to buy some dog mane
And grow your own damn shit!

Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes

Now I just can't go with a bald-head hoe
You ain′t gotta ask why for me to tell you so
If I can′t run through her hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I be fuckin' a man
So stay away you bald Hickies
I know you′re out there
Talkin' to you hoes who ain′t got no hair
Your sister bald, Zanny, your momma bald, Eddie
I bet you even got a bald-headed-ass granny

Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes

Now this is how you spot a bald-headed hoe

Hair spots on a hot summer day
Too many gaps in the scalp, is a dead giveaway
I saw no-hair Clair
Yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl, her hair was down to her butt
I hope that she know, that I know it ain't real
But I won′t squeal not even
On Andrea, Kim, Shawn, or Marilyn
Nor Tamika and Rica, the famous bald-head twins
Something must be done
About these citizens
You ask, what will I do, to support my fellow man?
I'm proposin' a bill
To Capitol Hill
To kill all bald-headed women at will

Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes
Bald-head hoes
(Whatcha see Dee?)
(Whatcha see Dee?)
I see some bald-headed hoes