Greedy Gus Songtext
von Wayne Brady

Hey, kids
Now everybody knows that sharing is caring (Gimme your mic)
Except for this one cat I know named Greedy Gus (Gimme your mic)
In fact, he even took my
Gimme my microphone back, Gus (Mine, mine, mine, mine)
That guy

Everybody, listen up
Here′s a story 'bout a kid who never shared his stuff
You could ask him, but brother, good luck
′Cause they call him Greedy Gus
Gus would never share his toys
With any of the girls and none of the boys
He was the stingiest kid you'd ever find
Hey, Gus, can we play? No, it's mine, mine, mine

′Cause he′s greedy (Greedy), Greedy Gus
He never, ever, ever liked to share his stuff
He's so greedy (Greedy), Greedy Gus
′Cause having it all is never enough, oh


Once Gus went to the park to play
He made the other kids wait around all day
He hogged the monkey bars, the swing and the slide
Teeter-tottered by himself, screaming, "It's mine, all mine"
After the park, Gus rode his bike home
Stopped and got some cookies and an ice cream cone
His little sister asked him if, uh, she could have a bite
Gus screamed, "No", and made her cry

He′s greedy (Greedy), Greedy Gus
He never, ever, ever liked to share his stuff
He's so greedy (Greedy), Greedy Gus
And having it all is never enough, oh

Before he knew it, it was his birthday
Had balloons and a bouncy chocolate ice cream cake
Threw a great big party, but no one came
Gus only had himself to blame
That was the day Gus learned to share
Didn′t feel good being the only cat there
He promised himself he was gonna change
Yes, he even changed his name

Now he's not greedy (Greedy), Greedy Gus
He's the kind of kid who loves to share his stuff
No, he′s not greedy (Greedy), Greedy Gus
′Cause having it all is having too much


The next time you don't wanna share your stuff
Just remember the tale of Greedy Gus
Don′t be a greedy Gus
Haha, no, no