Authentic Songtext
von Virtuoso

My penmanship is on some Rembrandt shit
Iron lungs, two hits, smoke a ten gram spliff

Smash those fake dudes
Projecting an image like a cathode ray tube
They flash gold Jesus
Peace is the diamond encrusted Jesus on your blasphemers
There′s no match for the rap genius as I blast Venus
With two blows I shatter Pluto
Resistance is futile, I kill these MCs, business as usual

Honorary science doctorate, Silver Surfer ride a comet
This flow get up in that ass like a hot colonic
Smash your appendix like Jimi Hendrix, you die and vomit
Inject gasoline in your spleen then firebomb it
I'm high on chronic, bubonic, gin and tonic
I′m spitting sonnets from medieval prophets on forbidden logic
Spitting rockets, ballistic anti-aircraft
Stick my dick in the dirt and fuck the world bareback


If I said it I meant it, authentic
Certified time tested, authentic
Save the faking I'm the best bitch, authentic
You a cheap knockoff, we that authentic
If I said it I meant it, authentic
Certified time tested, authentic
Save the faking I'm the best bitch, authentic
You a cheap knockoff, we that authentic

A rapaholic, I′ll splatter that ass like Jackson Pollock
Half atomic bomb, I′m filling the bong with hash and chronic
Past the sonic barrier
I'm so fly that I mic check on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier
Boston Terrier bitch set off the beef
I get off the leash and my teeth will puncture your interior
Miguel could sell sand to the desert down in Syria
Water to a well and flowers to a wisteria

I′m so sick that I give mosquitoes malaria
Your flow is inferior, Virtuoso superior

I'm Beethoven composing, I′m not hearing ya
I watch and bury ya without shedding a single tear for ya
You're not worthy, I won′t get the ox dirty
Shots burned through your red neck like Jeff Foxworthy
Bastards comical, higher than the sky astronomical
I'm saying fuck you to your face, now what you gonna do?


If I said it I meant it, authentic
Certified time tested, authentic
Save the faking I'm the best bitch, authentic
You a cheap knockoff, we that authentic
If I said it I meant it, authentic
Certified time tested, authentic
Save the faking I′m the best bitch, authentic
You a cheap knockoff, we that authentic

The rap Carlos Castaneda telling tales of power

Hallucinating on shrooms I′m taking and scaling towers
And base jump with no parachute
I face fuck a barracuda, play Russian roulette with a pair of Lugers

Then tear the tooth out a lion's mouth while my head′s in it
Time don't fear the reaper, I don′t either, cheating death bring it
The king is back, the don is DNA, tiger blood
I'm lighting up giant buds of the finest drugs
Joints so big that I spark it with a blow torch
Then incinerate your remains until there′s no corpse
The rap Rainman, stranger in a strange land
I'm half rocket scientist, half caveman
And when my flames fan, I'm a raging inferno
The world is burning when I′m turning a page in my journal

I′m like Copernicus mixed with Galileo and Plato
A volcano erupting inside a tornado

If I said it I meant it, authentic
Certified time tested, authentic
Save the faking I'm the best bitch, authentic
You a cheap knockoff, we that authentic
If I said it I meant it, authentic
Certified time tested, authentic
Save the faking I′m the best bitch, authentic
You a cheap knockoff, we that authentic