Don't Watch That (Knickers, Y-Fronts and Jockstraps) Songtext
von Ty

I am a machine man, I am a machine man
Sex beast powered by dasheen and yam
Apparently I walk with a thousand grand
I love fat girls dipped in marzipan
These rumours seem to hover discreetly
Through the airways and the lines of BT
Through your laptop or your mobile PC
Got angry boyfriends trying to beat me
Shouting down the phone line, trying to cheat me
If your girl′s cheating, well, that's a problem
I hope it′s just a phase and the good times blossom
But please don't be phoning my phone at one
Talking about you're gonna knock me out like Michael Nunn
That′s not cool, that′s not fun
If you're feeling that vexed, well, I guess I′m done
And when you catch me in the street, bro, I might not run
Don't watch that, watch that
Don′t watch, don't watch that
People in your business love to just chat
All up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jockstrap


Don′t watch that, watch that
Don't watch, don't watch that
People in your business love to just chat
All up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jockstrap
We deal with bare foolishness as a minor celeb
Where I′m from, you can′t let it go to your head
Cos the day you start thinking like a supe it's over
Might as well get down next to a cobra
Hoity-toity people get ate by ogres
Where I′m from it ain't on
Fairy godmothers don′t wave their wands
Or even respond when you hit them on the cellular
People assume things and that's kind of regular
When you assume things that′s when you get ahead of yourself
And get put back on the shelf
Roughly, I've seen it done before, trust me
If I start posing it off, rush me
Acting aloft, well, here's high hoping
Watch me now, better keep your eyes open
Slip and trip and watch your boat and start floating
Don′t watch that, watch that
Don′t watch, don't watch that
People in your business love to just chat
All up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jockstrap
Don′t watch that, watch that
Don't watch, don′t watch that
People in your business love to just chat
All up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jockstrap
All up in your knickers, man
Coming like peanuts, all up in your Snickers, damn
And it can be your great-aunt Gertrude
Who used to babysit and change your bum when you poo-pooed
Don't let her catch you with takeaway food
Her look alone will probably break you
When she′s ready, man, nothing can stop her
Cuss it, be two years before she speaks to you proper
Lord, and it don't stop there
Ex-girlfriend's quick to give you the cold stare
Even if you′re not there she′s got the grimace prepared
Might kick off at a wedding with some tables and chairs
Full force with no lease or colt
I'd rather kick off in the bedroom with some cream and eclairs
But nevertheless there′s stress in the air
No point holding your breath cos it's already here
Don′t watch that, watch that
Don't watch, don′t watch that
People in your business love to just chat
All up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jockstrap
Don't watch that, watch that
Don't watch, don′t watch that
People in your business love to just chat
All up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jockstrap