Ashley Madison Songtext
von Ty Hall

I saw your name on Ashley Madison
Like, shit, that′s where you have been
And all along, I thought yoga was your thing

Now, I know why you like to work late
And fly out of town on a holiday
Now, I know why our son doesn't have my eyes


I must have been naive
If this life′s too short to live with me
Then go live with that creep and his family

But tell me this before I go
Maybe I don't wanna know
But what the hell has he got that I don't?

And I′d like to say it′s okay, but I can't
Should′ve slept with your friends when I had the chance
But that's just not the classy thing to do